
This article originally appeared in the December issues of the SE Magazines group of publications www.semagazines.co.uk

This article originally appeared in the December issues of the SE Magazines group of publications www.semagazines.co.uk

The happy chap is Ollie, son of our former PR Natasha and her husband Will. They are travelling around Europe in a camper van, apparently with a bucket and a baby.

"So you are just going as a ghost?" I was about nine and standing in the bathroom with my mother as she reached into the depths of the linen cupboard, perched high on a stepladder. I had a reputation for doing things very elaborately. Everything was researched, rehearsed and eventually executed with the maximum of attention to detail and the minimum regard for my parent’s belongings. When I wanted to find out how the TV worked; I took it apart. My mother would sigh as she dialled the TV repairman but she seemed largely resolved to her fate.“Yes” I said taking a perfectly ok sheet from my mother ‘but I will need to cut some holes in it”.
I was indeed going to the church youth club fancy dress competition as a ghost, but not your common or graveyard ghost! I was going as Jack O’Lantern, the fabled Irish ghoul.
The whole outfit pivoted on me being able to create a pumpkin head with exactly the same red glowering eyes as the light cast by sister’s bike’s rear lamp. Having experimented with transistors and resistors, I concluded that my sister had to sacrifice her safety. The light was removed and rewired into the base of my mother’s orange washing up bowl out of which I had cut two eyeholes.
On all Hallow Eves my sister and I turned up early at St John’s Church Yard. Mounted on a footstool by the entrance to the church garden, the inverted bowl, now moulded with papier-mâché, on my head and shrouded in a now brown sheet, I cut a terrifying 7-foot silhouette. The effect was rendered even more startling by the red eyes and the unintentional aural backlight cast by my sister’s headlamp. I had bound her head in crêpe bandages but then got bored so she pedalled furiously, a mummy from the neck up, in her anorak behind me, her bike mounted on blocks.
Needless to say I won, which was really the point, although the church may have lost a few parishioners that night.
These days I do things much more simply.
A wreath of dried leaves on your door is a really welcoming way to greet your guests. I have just discovered a very quick way to dry your own foliage. Simply take a leaf, place it on a sheet of kitchen towel and microwave it for a couple of seconds at a time on a very low setting. You will have to experiment as some will scorch. Spray them with acrylic vanish and wire them into a floristry oasis wreath cast. The wreath will look great up until Christmas when you could ‘season’ it with a red bow or frosted glitter.
For a kiddie wreath; thread plastic baubles onto several strands of twisted picture wire and fashion into a circle around the kitchen bin and Boris is your uncle!
Pumpkin carving is my Halloween nightmare so I devised a way to avoid endless scooping and carving. Leave the pumpkin intact and simply paint on the features using glow-in-the-dark-paint, £3.65, from the Art Stationers, 31 Dulwich Village.
Another fiendishly timesaving trick is to hollow out the pumpkin, cut out the eyeholes and a round hole in the middle through which you can poke a carrot. There is no need to bother with cutting a mouth, when you have made such a monstrous nose!
For snacks we serve toasted pumpkin seeds and roasted garlic. Roast whole bulbs in the oven in foil, for a delicious purée you can spread on toast with Very Bloody Marys, a Roullier White Haunted House Specialty, follow the usual recipe but add lots of fresh horseradish and a shot of sherry!


Everyday as I left the house worried about what awaited me, I would look forward to getting home and seeing Milo, his little face still scrunched up from sleep, hopping down the stairs to greet me. As I walked past I would poke my hand through the banisters to rub his head. He would grab it with both paws and wouldn't let it go.
It’s that time of year again, time to pack away our summer shirts and unpack the cashmere sweaters.
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We all want to be as green as possible and cyclists are the greenest of the lot. It is a shame then when their lean, green machine get muddy to wash it down with horrible chemical-laden commercial cleaning agents which seep immediately into the environment via the water table.
Whilst all of us would claim to not to want to harm a fly it is easy to forget the real harm these pests cause us. Each fly carries over three million bacteria and is responsible for transmitting around 65 documented diseases. The pain and discomfort caused by these prolific creatures far out ways any argument to the contrary, left to breed unchecked the effects can be catastrophic with each female producing over 500 offspring. To make matters worse flies are attracted by human perspiration which is the reason why the will constantly buzz around you.
We all want to be as green as possible and cyclists are the greenest of the lot. It is a shame then when their lean, green machine get muddy to wash them down with horrible commercial cleaning against which seep immediately into the environment. Mrs White’s Pedal Power contains absolutely no harmful chemicals whatsoever. So your conscience and your bike will both be squeaky clean. Also the good news if that Mrs White’s Pedal Power requires no rinsing, just wipe it down and you are on your way!
All the nasty fragrances that hang around in your home cling to the fabric. Tiny smell molecules get trapped in curtains, carpets, blinds and upholstery where they continue to release their odious odour for hours or even days. Commercial deodorisers, despite all claims to the contrary, just mask these trapped smells adding a layer of chemicals to the mix. What is most disturbing is that manufacturers need not list many of the chemicals that are in their ‘deodorisers’; as under one broad umbrella they simply need to state that their product contains ‘fragrance’ - which could mean the inclusion of over 600 petrochemicals; nasty toxins which do far more damage than the innocent smell molecules.
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As mentioned previously by us the biggest 'undeclared' additives in household cleaning agents are 'fragrances.' The manufacturer is obliged to list only the inclusion of 'fragrances' on the product packaging and with these use of clever marketing can imply that these 'fragrances' are natural, derived from plants or flowers. In fact, one fragrance can contain over 600 petrochemicals. These chemicals can have many serious side effects including eczema, headaches and migraines. No other products are fragrance d more highly than commercially produced laundry products. The reason why these products are so heavily scented? Fresh smelling washing? No. To mask the pungent chemicals that are used. 
As I was cleaning the glass in my front door yesterday afternoon with Mrs White's Miraculous Glass Cleaner – Let the Light Shine Through! - spraying away I was pleasantly showered in the face by our lovely citrus blend. At the same time I was struck with a notion. What could I be breathing in if I was not using one of Roullier White's all natural Mrs White's people, pet and planet friendly cleaners but one of those nasty toxic ones from the commercial giants?
We all want our homes to smell fragrant, but at what cost? Did you realise the air that you are breathing could be poisoning you? What you probably do not know (because the information which is provided is misleading) is that most home fragrances are not derived from plants and flowers but from petrochemicals. Whilst a label might simply say a product contains "fragrance," that fragrance can contain over six-hundred synthetic petrochemicals.
I first had this salad years ago in a Greek restaurant in New York. It struck me as slightly odd as I was ordering it but it was delicious and later walking the streets and seeing all the masses of chilled watermelons outside the delis it made perfect sense.